I can’t stop the hate-filled feeling I have for these films.
Embodying every last awful aspect of Hollywood filmmaking in 2016, Suicide Squad represents the rock bottom of the blockbuster barrel.
Suicide Squad starts strong, stumbles suddenly, suffers super, Nine Lives gets hit by a car and dies, and Other Box Office News.
Jason Bourne remembers how to claim the top spot, Bad Moms make good money, Nerve bottles it, this has been a really terrible Summer, and Other Box Office News.
Let’s play pundit for a minute!
People don’t watch that, they watch Star Trek, it’s Lights Out for expectations, Ice Age has a Collision Course with failure, Don’t Think Twice about these puns as I certainly didn’t, and Other Box Office News.
Sexism kinda sorta wins in a way slightly, and Other Box Office News.
People JUMP! BOUNCE! to The Secret Life of Pets, Mike and Dave and their Wedding Dates score, Captain Fantastic opening weekend, and Other Box Office News.