Historically awful weekend where nothing of interest happens upholds that fine tradition, and Other Box Office News.
Audiences use all of their senses to see Don’t Breathe, Mechanic is semi-successfully resurrected, some people are now going to the Southside with You, Hands of Stone has Feet of Lead, and Other Box Office News.
War Dogs comes up big short, Kubo’s Two Strings snap, the new Ben-Hur is left to drown, and Other Box Office News.
People hope that it’s their last time with Suicide Squad, nobody is left unsatisfied by the Sausage Party, Pete’s Dragon camouflages itself from the public, audiences come Hell or High Water, and other Box Office News.
Embodying every last awful aspect of Hollywood filmmaking in 2016, Suicide Squad represents the rock bottom of the blockbuster barrel.
Suicide Squad starts strong, stumbles suddenly, suffers super, Nine Lives gets hit by a car and dies, and Other Box Office News.
Jason Bourne remembers how to claim the top spot, Bad Moms make good money, Nerve bottles it, this has been a really terrible Summer, and Other Box Office News.
Let’s play pundit for a minute!
It’s time to finally explain this one.