It’s time once again for our yearly notation of the movies that boldly dared to simply exist.
Crawl wades, Stuber stalls, audiences enthusiastically greet The Farewell, and Other Box Office News.
Annabelle Comes Home to find its ex having already moved out, Yesterday won’t even let me make a goddamn Fab Four-th joke, and Other Box Office News.
OH FUCK TOY STORY 4 UNDERPERFORMED EVERYBODY PANIC THE MOVIE INDUSTRY IS IN ITS DEATH THROES ABANDON SHIP, and Other Box Office News.
Pets gets neutered, Dark Phoenix flames out, Godzilla gets stomped and basically everything is terrible, and Other Box Office News.
Rapping rabbits, banging beats, Bash Brothers, and redundant remakes.
Return of the Guide (IT IS), return of the Guide (PUMP UP THE WORLD)!