Ride Along is a pretty decent action-comedy with a great lead performance from Kevin Hart.
The Lego Movie spends 3 days killing 3 Days To Kill, Pompeii fails to erupt, The Wind Rises magnificently, the author is dreadful at getting weekly articles out on time, and Other Box Office News.
A fair number of people buy Robocop for a dollar, the Kevin Hart money train keeps on a-trucking, corporate American slaves keep falling for Valentine’s Day weekend’s evil, image-shaming ways, and Other Box Office News.
Everything is awGODSDAMMIT, EVERYBODY ALREADY STOLE MY PUN FOR THE LEGO MOVIE!! and Other Box Office News.
That Awkward Moment when a pair of big new releases are again thrashed by Ride Along, people are still going to see terrible movies, and Other Box Office News.
I, Frankenstein, I also Big Bomb, and Other Box Office (What Could Charitably Be Described As) “News”.
America rides along with Ride Along, Ryan is cryin’, Devil’s Due defaults, Oscar nominees get a bump or bumped off, and Other Box Office News