What the Fuck is Netflix Doing?

The streaming giant has inbound competition and is responding by bizarrely freaking the fuck out.

My Fantasy Awards Booking 2018

Proof that I can at least outdo the BAFTAs.

Short answer: no. Long answer: no, except also kind of…

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