These movies sing a happy song, sing a happy song.
Mission: Impossible doesn’t self-destruct, nobody wanted to go on Vacation cos they’d reached The End of the Tour, you should all Listen To Me Marlon, and Other Box Office News.
Pixels has insufficient quarters, Southpaw goes down in the fifth, Paper Towns exposes the flimsy construction of the John Green empire, nobody wanted to see what The Vatican Tapes didn’t want us to see, and Other Box Office News.
Ant-Man shrinks the standard Marvel opening, Trainwreck is anything but a, Mr. Holmes effortlessly cracks The Mystery of How To Get Into the Top 10, these puns are awful even by my standards, and Other Box Office News.
As if! Screen 1 is here as always, trying very hard to make hearing somebody else’s opinions on movies entertaining. There are full-on reviews of The Longest Ride, Mr. Holmes, and Accidental Love, Callum’s Summer of Cinema rolls on and this week includes Clueless AND Wet Hot American Summer, and Lucy gets to bring back… Read More Screen 1 (22/06/2015)