Part 2 of the only UK Summer Movie Guide with enough misplaced snark to power five small-time YouTube channels singlehandedly for at least a week.
“My safe word is ‘teacup.’”
YEAH! Oh, YEAH! Oh, YEAH!
You may think that you have heard Callum Petch get angry on this show before, what with his angry screeds against films like Nativity! 3 or Men Women & Children or Entourage. You, however, would be wrong. You would be very, very wrong. On this week’s show, Callum talks about Me and Earl and the… Read More Screen 1 (07/09/2015)
The Minions are their own boss, The Gallows has made back its budget 100x over, people were selfish and didn’t see Self/Less, it’s not been a good week to be a limited release, and Other Box Office News.
Terminator: Genisys’ order to “Come with [it] if [we] want to live” is studiously ignored, Magic Mike XXL only ends up in a light shower of dollars, they tried to make people watch Amy and people said “Yes, yes, yes”, and Other Box Office News.
People REALLY f*cking love dinosaurs, Ted ends up like Flash Gordon – a thing we all liked as a kid and now want to distance ourselves from, [Insert Tasteless Mean-Spirited Batkid Begins Gag Here], and Other Box Office News.
People f*cking love dinosaurs, and Other Box Office News.