It is long past time that the BBFC fundamentally reassessed their ratings guidelines.
Not enough of you bastards saw Christopher Robin, you cretins, you monsters, you joyless pissants, and Other Box Office News, I guess.
Never bet against Denzel, Mamma Mia! audiences go again, Dark Web gets Unfriended, Blindspotting makes that paper, McQueen designs profits, and Other Box Office News.
Hotel Transylvania has many repeat guests, Skyscraper is burning down, many viewers repeat Eighth Grade, …He Won’t Get Far on Foot doesn’t particularly, and Other Box Office News.
Ant-Man and the Wasp doesn’t grow as big as some might like, Americans exercise their god-given right to The First Purge, not many people want to dance with Whitney, don’t hang up on Sorry to Bother You, and Other Box Office News.
People still love dinosaurs, the Day of the Soldado is surprisingly profitable, Uncle Drew nets a three-pointer, Leave No Trace does exactly that, and Other Box Office News.
People. Fucking. Love. Dinosaurs. And Other Box Office News.
Because, like, seriously, what the hell was that?
Part 1 of your definitive UK Summer Movie guide!