Not enough of you bastards saw Christopher Robin, you cretins, you monsters, you joyless pissants, and Other Box Office News, I guess.
Daddy needs to express some rage.
Just when you thought it was safe to venture back into the realm of Internet radio, Screen 1 FINALLY returns! Lucy and Callum return from a month-long break to break down in detail Straight Outta Compton, whilst Lucy offers up some parting words for horror master Wes Craven. Then the focus switches to Callum who… Read More Screen 1 (03/09/2015)
Mission: Impossible doesn’t self-destruct, nobody wanted to go on Vacation cos they’d reached The End of the Tour, you should all Listen To Me Marlon, and Other Box Office News.
This goddamn year…
America chose… wisely! Spy rules, Entourage drools, Insidious pulls… in crowds, OK, this headline has failed totally, and Other Box Office News.
San Andreas is no busta, Aloha says Aloha to any semblance of money, Results can barely do one measly pull-up, I can’t even make up a terrible pun for Heaven Knows What cos it looks too miserable, and Other Box Office News.
Tomorrowland comes today and is really underwhelming, Poltergeist is here and did really mediocre… y’know what? This whole Memorial Day Weekend was basically a total bust, and Other Box Office News.
Pitch Perfect 2 beat Mad Max: Fury Road so I guess society is completely fucked or something, Age of Ultron has only just now passed $1 billion so Marvel are completely fucked I guess, people are still voluntarily giving money to Far From The Madding Crowd, and Other Box Office News.
Age of Ultron drops like that one thing from the movie that I can’t specify cos spoilers I guess, Hot Pursuit has lost ‘em, The D Train has been cancelled, and Other Box Office News.