Completely inept and incredibly bizarre, Spy Cat is not worth paying money to see but it’s also not not worth a viewing.
Primarily because, not in spite of, the fact that it doesn’t try to reinvent the wheel, Ocean’s 8 is a damn fun heist flick that’s quietly revelatory.
America chose… wisely! Spy rules, Entourage drools, Insidious pulls… in crowds, OK, this headline has failed totally, and Other Box Office News.
San Andreas is no busta, Aloha says Aloha to any semblance of money, Results can barely do one measly pull-up, I can’t even make up a terrible pun for Heaven Knows What cos it looks too miserable, and Other Box Office News.
Tomorrowland comes today and is really underwhelming, Poltergeist is here and did really mediocre… y’know what? This whole Memorial Day Weekend was basically a total bust, and Other Box Office News.
Pitch Perfect 2 beat Mad Max: Fury Road so I guess society is completely fucked or something, Age of Ultron has only just now passed $1 billion so Marvel are completely fucked I guess, people are still voluntarily giving money to Far From The Madding Crowd, and Other Box Office News.
Age of Ultron drops like that one thing from the movie that I can’t specify cos spoilers I guess, Hot Pursuit has lost ‘em, The D Train has been cancelled, and Other Box Office News.
Age of Ultron makes all of the money but not ALL of the money so cinema is officially doomed, and Other Box Office News.
Despite a decent premise and above-average animation, Two By Two is content to be as formulaic and uninteresting as humanly possible.
The Age of Adeline is not upon us, Little Boy makes child-sized money… basically, filmgoers opted to not see the crap that came out this week, and Other Box Office News.