The 5th Annual Callum Petch Awards, Part 1
They! Just! Won’t! Die!
They! Just! Won’t! Die!
Hobbs & Shaw spins its wheels, it’s a Limited Release bonanza, and Other Box Office News.
Annabelle Comes Home to find its ex having already moved out, Yesterday won’t even let me make a goddamn Fab Four-th joke, and Other Box Office News.
OH FUCK TOY STORY 4 UNDERPERFORMED EVERYBODY PANIC THE MOVIE INDUSTRY IS IN ITS DEATH THROES ABANDON SHIP, and Other Box Office News.
Pets gets neutered, Dark Phoenix flames out, Godzilla gets stomped and basically everything is terrible, and Other Box Office News.
Return of the Guide (IT IS), return of the Guide (PUMP UP THE WORLD)!