Embodying every last awful aspect of Hollywood filmmaking in 2016, Suicide Squad represents the rock bottom of the blockbuster barrel.
This is the superhero movie we deserve.
YEAH! Oh, YEAH! Oh, YEAH!
Pan cannot fly, audiences do not give The Walk something it can feel, Steve Jobs wins everything, Knock Knock does Trash, and Other Box Office News.
Just when you thought it was safe to venture back into the realm of Internet radio, Screen 1 FINALLY returns! Lucy and Callum return from a month-long break to break down in detail Straight Outta Compton, whilst Lucy offers up some parting words for horror master Wes Craven. Then the focus switches to Callum who… Read More Screen 1 (03/09/2015)
Audiences head straight into Compton, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’s cover is blown, Mistress America takes home a Participation Award, and Other Box Office News.
The Fantastic 4 are dead, audiences tentatively accept The Gift, Ricki and the Flash got booed off-stage, motherfuckers didn’t go and see Shaun the Sheep Movie, and Other Box Office News.
Fantastic 4 is nothing but 100 minutes of running out the clock.
It’s just the wrong movie.
The waning days of Summer attempt to rescue this mostly-awful year-so-far.