These films won’t hurt you, they won’t hurt you.
Porn addiction, mystical masks, Churchill, and wholesome ventriloquism.
With the 2016 BAFTA Film Awards this coming Sunday, Callum Petch gives you a thorough rundown of the various nominees.
Let’s have a brief bit of fun.
The self-indulgence continues!
Tomorrowland comes today and is really underwhelming, Poltergeist is here and did really mediocre… y’know what? This whole Memorial Day Weekend was basically a total bust, and Other Box Office News.
Pitch Perfect 2 beat Mad Max: Fury Road so I guess society is completely fucked or something, Age of Ultron has only just now passed $1 billion so Marvel are completely fucked I guess, people are still voluntarily giving money to Far From The Madding Crowd, and Other Box Office News.
Age of Ultron drops like that one thing from the movie that I can’t specify cos spoilers I guess, Hot Pursuit has lost ‘em, The D Train has been cancelled, and Other Box Office News.
Age of Ultron makes all of the money but not ALL of the money so cinema is officially doomed, and Other Box Office News.
The Age of Adeline is not upon us, Little Boy makes child-sized money… basically, filmgoers opted to not see the crap that came out this week, and Other Box Office News.