Part 2 of the only UK Summer Movie Guide with enough misplaced snark to power five small-time YouTube channels singlehandedly for at least a week. Advertisements
Knights, pen-pals, magic feathers, and Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
It’s time get super UP-BEAT! UP-BEAT! about movies in 2018.
Looking back two decades on at DreamWorks Animation’s first masterpiece.
Though not without its inspired moments, Ralph Breaks the Internet’s wild non-focus results in nothing so much as an upmarket Emoji Movie.
A film that misfires as spectacularly as The Nutcracker and the Four Realms has no right to be this boring.
It’s all just an uncomfortable mess.
These films shine bright, alright, but not like diamonds.
The other half of that “last double-stop.”
“Gawsh, sir! Err, I mean… gawsh!”