Pets gets neutered, Dark Phoenix flames out, Godzilla gets stomped and basically everything is terrible, and Other Box Office News.
John Wick massacres The Avengers, A Dog’s Journey gets put down, The Souvenir fetches a high price at auction, and Other Box Office News.
Detective Pikachu can’t quite catch ‘em all, The Hustle runs a short con, Poms fails to conjure up enough pep, nobody has Tolkien’s axe, and Other Box Office News.
Return of the Guide (IT IS), return of the Guide (PUMP UP THE WORLD)!
Endgame is inevitable, everything else is fucking dead, and Other Box Office News.
Knights, pen-pals, magic feathers, and Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
Grindelwald skimps out on the reparations, Widows botches the heist, Instant Family does not generate instant profits, Green Book is stopped At Eternity’s Gate, and Other Box Office News.