Capitalism reaches its Endgame, and I guess there’s Other Box Office News but who really cares. Advertisements
Dumbo awkwardly hangs in the air like a Looney Tunes character over a cliff, The Beach Bum gets lost in the haze, Unplanned is carried to full-term, and Other Box Office News.
This is Jordan Peele’s world, the rest of us just rent living space off of him, and Other Box Office News.
Captain Marvel-ous sophomore weekend, Wonder Park has a (relatively) grand opening, Captive State holds no-one under its sway, let’s check The Aftermath of a Limited Release overload, and Other Box Office News.
Knights, pen-pals, magic feathers, and Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
Captain Marvel knocks misogyny the fuck out, and Other Box Office News.
The boy has cried wolf too many times for it to mean anything anymore.
Let’s play pundit for a minute!
Winking self-acknowledgment is not an acceptable substitute for actual self-improvement.