Sociopaths, narcissists, alcoholics, and the lead singer of The All-American Rejects “acting.”
With the 2015 BAFTAs coming up, Callum Petch guides you through the likely winners and losers of all of the major categories.
Screen 1 returns for 2015! In their first slightly shambolic show of the year: Callum dislikes The Theory Of Everything, praises Birdman and gets all mushy-mouthed at Big Hero 6, Lucy is forced to see The Woman In Black: The Angel of Death, and the pair pay tribute to departed voice actress Christine Cavanaugh. Like… Read More Screen 1 (05/01/2015)
The people were rather unmoved by Exodus: Gods And Kings, Top Five thankfully makes the top five, Inherent Vice has the worst opening of anything ever, Wild runs wild on you, brother, and Other Box Office News.
Self-fulfilling prophecy comes true as nothing really makes money or switches places since nothing came out, and Other Box Office News.
Mockingjay insults the rest of the chart, Penguins Of Madagascar smile and wave goodbye to a lot of money, nobody particularly like Horrible Bosses now, and Other Box Office News.
Mockingjay fails to catch Fire – a headline that literally every other writer has already used in a week where literally nothing else happened, and Other Box Office News.
Dumb and Dumber audiences turn up in droves for Dumb And Dumber To, Beyond The Lights exists an imaginary pile of cash, Christmas is doomed, and Other Box Office News.
Ouija makes contact with idiot spirits who have money to burn, St. Vincent is the kind of clown that’s crying on the inside, Laggies doesn’t lag behind, John Wick underwhelms goddammit, and Other Box Office News.
Sound and Fury signify a change in the top spot, Birdman will be able to buy law books with pictures this time, Nicholas Sparks is not getting the best, the best, the best, The Best Of Me, and Other Box Office News.