Capitalism reaches its Endgame, and I guess there’s Other Box Office News but who really cares.
There will never be another film like Endgame and there never should be.
Knights, pen-pals, magic feathers, and Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich.
Mama, these films just killed a man…
I believe, I believe, I believe I’m falling in love with these movies.
People still love dinosaurs, the Day of the Soldado is surprisingly profitable, Uncle Drew nets a three-pointer, Leave No Trace does exactly that, and Other Box Office News.
People. Fucking. Love. Dinosaurs. And Other Box Office News.
Ocean’s 8 rocks a money suit, Hereditary puts down unstable roots, nobody’s checking in to the Hotel Artemis, a LOT of people want to be Mr. Rogers’ Neighbor, and Other Box Office News.
Adrift sinks, Action Point gets shut down, Upgrade is more a minor patch, American Animals steals any “steals” pun reserved for Ocean’s 8 next week, and Other Box Office News.
The boy has cried wolf too many times for it to mean anything anymore.