As part of a recurring feature on Failed Critics about some of the best TV episodes of all-time, I contributed this piece about an episode of Gravity Falls.
I’m not going to give these films the benefit of a fun song pun, they’re just utter garbage.
Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really don’t like these films.
These were the best, around. Nothing’s ever gonna bring them down.
These are the cream of the crop, they rose to the top. They’ve never eaten a pig cos a pig is a cop.
Unbroken takes home a silver medal, Into The Woods busts out The Gambler, Big Eyes sees little money, The Interview did alright, [Insert Tasteless Joke About American Sniper Beating Selma Here], and Other Box Office News.
In the final Screen 1 of 2014, the pair look at the close to Peter Jackson’s Hobbit trilogy, Callum shares some surprising thoughts on Tinker Bell & The Legend Of The Neverbeast, and the pair offer up one half of each of their respective lists because they are a goddamn shambles. Like what you hear?… Read More Screen 1 (15/12/2014)
It’s Reviewmageddon this week on Screen 1 as no less than SIX new release films go under the microscope! Callum and Lucy take on DreamWorks Animation’s third 2014 film Penguins Of Madagascar, the Bill Murray-starring St. Vincent, the submarine thriller Black Sea, the Christopher Smith-directed (of all sodding people) Get Santa, the dreadful horror film… Read More Screen 1 (08/12/2014)
Self-fulfilling prophecy comes true as nothing really makes money or switches places since nothing came out, and Other Box Office News.
People apparently still make films like Men, Women & Children. This is disconcerting.