Kingsman: The Golden Circle
With Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Matthew Vaughn has finally made a boring movie. Advertisements
Category: Reviews
American Assassin
Uncomfortably jingoistic and grossly impersonal, lacking in any guilty fun or thrills to offset that, American Assassin should be dishonourably discharged from cinemas.
The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature
Whilst still only peaking at “instantly disposable,” The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature is a commendable improvement from the legendarily awful original.
Cars 3
Cars 3 is just ok, except for when it’s not.
Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3 is a tired, stale, scattershot mess of a film that I’d be more forgiving of if, like the other entries in this series, it were actually funny.
Lady Macbeth
Lady Macbeth is trash, and I don’t mean that as an insult.
Baby Driver
Baby Driver is the car chase musical you sort of always knew you wanted.
After the Storm
After the Storm is a sweet and melancholic film about one of the most pathetic deadbeats put to film in recent years.
A Dog’s Purpose
Blatantly manipulative, wildly inconsistent, and lacking much in the way of any point, A Dog’s Purpose is a bad pup.
B&B
B&B is a gay drama thriller that’s weirdly self-loathing about its homosexuality, dramatically inert, and lacking much in the way of thrills.
