With Kingsman: The Golden Circle, Matthew Vaughn has finally made a boring movie. Advertisements
Uncomfortably jingoistic and grossly impersonal, lacking in any guilty fun or thrills to offset that, American Assassin should be dishonourably discharged from cinemas.
Whilst still only peaking at “instantly disposable,” The Nut Job 2: Nutty by Nature is a commendable improvement from the legendarily awful original.
Cars 3 is just ok, except for when it’s not.
Despicable Me 3 is a tired, stale, scattershot mess of a film that I’d be more forgiving of if, like the other entries in this series, it were actually funny.
Lady Macbeth is trash, and I don’t mean that as an insult.
Baby Driver is the car chase musical you sort of always knew you wanted.
After the Storm is a sweet and melancholic film about one of the most pathetic deadbeats put to film in recent years.
Blatantly manipulative, wildly inconsistent, and lacking much in the way of any point, A Dog’s Purpose is a bad pup.
B&B is a gay drama thriller that’s weirdly self-loathing about its homosexuality, dramatically inert, and lacking much in the way of thrills.