Self-fulfilling prophecy comes true as nothing really makes money or switches places since nothing came out, and Other Box Office News.
Well. Hello, there. Welcome to the Box Office Report, I guess. How are you doing? Not too bad? That’s good to hear. Call your parents recently? See any movies this past weekend? No? Yeah, well, that’s you and everybody else, don’t fret. Post-Thanksgiving weekend is a dead zone according to studios, so nobody ever releases anything that weekend. Kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy, if you ask me, but that’s how it is. Also means that nothing happened in the chart this week, which makes writing up this report rather pointless. I, however, have nothing better to do, so let’s see what scraps we can work with instead, eh?
Ooh, there were two new releases this past weekend! First off we have The Pyramid, a dreadful looking and barely marketed horror movie crapped out at the beginning of December because it’s not like there’s any better weekend for it. Dumped into 589 screens to die a painful death, it did meh-y, raking in $1.3 million for ninth place and a $2,292 per-screen average. Second off we have Wild, an adaptation of the memoir of the same name about a woman who did a solo 1,100 mile hike along the Pacific Coast Trail in order to better herself as a human being and deal with her traumatic life beforehand. Notice how I didn’t make any jokes, there? I am capable of compassion! Anyways, opening on 21 screens, the Reese Witherspoon-starring, Nick Hornby-adapted, Jean-Marc Vallee-directed awards season contender managed a very great $630,000 and a per-screen average of $30,000.
In expanding news, The Imitation Game doubled its screens to 8 and managed another $402,000 for a per-screen average of $50,250. The Homesman jumped up a good 104 screens to 154 total and banked a good $501,000 for the weekend, although its per-screen average was a decidedly not-good $3,253. The Babadook, meanwhile, terrified 19 new screens, bringing its total up to 22 and a weekend haul of $66,600. I will refrain from making the obvious hack joke to instead sadly inform you that the thing’s per-screen average is still only $3,027, which at least is slightly more than The Pyramid’s if nothing else.
And… yeah, that’s about it. Everything else that’s worth mentioning is located in the Top 10 and I don’t much fancy blowing my material all early. Also, Penguins Of Madagascar collapsed 56% between weekends and is now pretty much guaranteed not to cross $100 million. That is really bad news for both DreamWorks as a whole – Christ, even Mr. Peabody & Sherman crossed $100 mil domestic and that was their lowest non-Antz CG earner ever – and for the movie – which is one of the absolute best animated films released this year. For f*ckssake, America, can’t you at least try making decent animated movies successful!? If this ends up finishing lower than The Nut Job domestically, then I am going to take out a vendetta on the lot of you. First The Boxtrolls, then The Book Of Life, now this! When will the bad public film-skipping choices end?!
This Full List h… Nope, I got no particularly great puns for this week. Such is the state of the chart. Let’s just get on with it.
Box Office Results: Friday 5th December 2014 – Sunday 7th December 2014
1] The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1
$21,600,000 / $257,700,000
I have actually had a desire to go and see this again recently. A real full-on, “I should find time to go and see this again” desire. Consider me completely amazed at this development. Of course, I’m not sure how much of that is just down to that “Hanging Tree” song randomly worming its way into my brain at every opportunity, but it’s there none the less. I’m referring to both the desire and the song. “Are you, are you…”
2] Penguins Of Madagascar
$11,100,000 / $49,591,000
Saw it first thing on Friday, finished the review the same day, was posted on Saturday, obviously. I loved this movie and need to find the time to go and see it again. Seriously, I haven’t had this much pure fun in a cinema since Lucy, which doesn’t sound like that long but one needs to remember that fun has been in rather short supply this past year in film, so a film that is pure fun is going to get a very high grade from yours truly. Also, my heart went all fuzzy and warm whenever something nice happened to Private and I liked that feeling.
3] Horrible Bosses 2
$8,600,000 / $36,075,000
A pretty strong hold – only a 44% drop – which doesn’t sound too bad until one remembers that the film opened to $15 million and that this thing will be very lucky if it crosses $60 million. Ah, well, least everybody realised they could just stay home and watch It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia on Netflix instead! I call that a win!
4] Big Hero 6
$8,130,000 / $177,548,000
My local Cineworld now has a big inflatable Baymax stood up in some out-of-reach corner of the lobby to advertise this film and it is so freakin’ adorable! I just want to take it home with me, install it in the corner of my uni apartment and give it hugs whenever I feel close to down!
$8,000,000 / $158,657,000
It’s within spitting distance of $600 mil overall, with China and South Korea going wild for the thing, so I think it’s safe to say that Christopher Nolan’s box office rep isn’t going to take that big of a hit after this is all said and done. Weirdly, in real life, most everybody I’ve talked to loves the heck out of this movie and my “Eeeehhhh” keeps getting misconstrued as pure outright hate for the thing. It’s weird, what did I not get when I saw the film?
6] Dumb And Dumber To
$4,169,000 / $78,081,000
Only one more weekend left to go until I get to join in with everyone’s strangely high disappointment to this thing! I mean, it’s a 20 years’ late sequel to a comedy film, The Farrelly Brothers haven’t made anything worthwhile in over a decade, Peter Farrelly helped mastermind Movie 43… and you actually thought this was going to be good? That’s just wilful ignorance, is what that is.
7] The Theory Of Everything
$2,688,000 / $13,613,000
… … … … … That’s how little I care about this thing.
8] Gone Girl
$1,500,000 / $162,861,000
If you had told me back in September that Gone Girl would be one of the year’s most successful films financially and would even make it to double digits on the “Weeks In The Top 10” counter, I genuinely would not have believed you. Yet, that is the world we live in because sometimes, just sometimes, good and just things occur. If it makes it to 11 weeks, I will be utterly astounded but I don’t think it will. Thanks for everything, Gone Girl! Sorry about Life Itself stealing the “My Favourite Film Of The Year” title from you!
9] The Pyramid
$1,350,000 / NEW
Well, that looks like yet another indistinguishable crappy horror movie crapped out for a quick buck! Guess we’ll just mov… wait… is that James Buckley?! Is that… no! No! Jay from The Inbetweeners is not in this thing! He can’t be! He jus… WHAT?!
$1,150,000 / $18,919,000
It’s going to be between this and Boyhood for all Best Picture awards this season, isn’t it? Brilliant. I look forward to seeing Birdman, disliking it immensely and therefore just not giving a shit about all award bodies this coming January and February! I kid, of course; I really want Birdman to be good and I’ve got a good feeling about it! I just really, really, really, really dislike Boyhood and the fact that it’s guaranteed all of the awards forever irritates the living hell out of me. I really want to be proven wrong on this, but we all know what award bodies are like.
Dropped Out: St. Vincent (which was fantastic, by the by)