Interstellar’s opening isn’t so stellar, Big Hero $56 million, The Theory Of Everything lacks an easy pun for this headline, and Other Box Office News.
A lot of people, myself included, felt that Disney were signing Big Hero 6’s death warrant when they chose to schedule it directly against Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar. I mean, it’s Christopher Nolan! You all have seen how much his last films made, right? I get the idea of counter-programming, but Nolan films are events, and you, Disney, have only just solidified your second renaissance! Are you insane?! Those fears, however, conveniently forgot one key part of this equation: Disney always wins. Disney. Always. Wins. No matter how long it takes, no matter the force against them; Disney will always win.
And win they did, quite handily at that. Big Hero 6 opened in first at an excellent $56 million estimated, the second biggest opening for an animated film in 2014 only behind The Lego Movie. Interstellar had to settle for an estimated $50 million, one that more than likely will not hold when the actuals come in, which puts it below Inception, Gravity and even Prometheus – as Box Office Mojo notes, likely whilst applying salt liberally to the film’s various wounds. If one were to include Wednesday and Thursday IMAX-only screenings, then the total would rise to $52 million, but we don’t include such cheat tactics around these here parts! This is the weekend Box Office Report and, last I checked, the weekend doesn’t include Wednesday or Thursday! Nice try, Nolan! Thanks for playing!
Activity elsewhere on the chart is limited, as seemingly everybody else realised that they have better things to do than be crushed by Disney and Nolan and so got the hell out of dodge whilst they were still able to do so. The one major release was the none-more-blatant piece of awards bait known as The Theory Of Everything, in which Eddie Redmayne metaphorically gets down on his hands and knees and begs for awards by playing Stephen Hawking in a biopic about his life. So, naturally, the film also did pretty great in limited release, as folks cued up to have an opinion to spout come Oscars time, taking $207,000 from 5 screens for a $41,400 per-screen average.
That just leaves a trio of documentaries that were likely dumped here because all the prime spots on the release schedule were taken. Doing the best in terms of pure gross, primarily because it played in the most amount of theatres, was On Any Sunday: The Next Chapter, a pseudo-sequel to the 1971 Steve McQueen-fronted doc, which took $344,000 from 231 screens (for a per-screen average of $1,489) full of people with nothing better to do that given Sunday. Next, and most successful in terms of per-screen gross, was National Gallery which made $9,700 from 1 theatre full of people who couldn’t be arsed to just book a plane ticket to London and see the place in person. Finally, Death Metal Angola, about soft rock in the Maldives, made $2,500 from 1 screen populated with people who had a very strangely specific urge that needed scratching.
This Full List is really rather pissed that Big Hero 6 is giving the UK a miss. Hey, that rhymed sorta!
Box Office Results: Friday 7th November 2014 – Sunday 9th November 2014
1] Big Hero 6
$56,200,000 / NEW
Yup, you heard that right! Big Hero 6 doesn’t hit the UK until January of next year, adding to a pile that already includes Whiplash, John Wick, Inherent Vice, Birdman, Foxcatcher and a hell of a lot more. That also means that the only film I’m really excited for from now until the end of the year is – and I kid you not here – Penguins Of Madagascar. Look, American studio execs, I get that you want to capitalise on the inevitable awards hype that all of these films are going to get, and I get that we forcibly colonised your country one f*cking time, but come on! There are giant empty gaps in our release schedules that are being plugged with dreck like a third goddamn Nativity movie! You can do better, dammit!
$50,000,000 / $52,151,000 / NEW
Owen has reviewed it here because I am way too busy to crank out a review right now. But also because, honestly, I’m still not quite sure what to think of it. I did enjoy it, but the film is incredibly fatally flawed in ways that are too numerous and lengthy to explain here. I’ll try and find time go into detail on it at some point, but for now I will say that Hans Zimmer’s score is absolutely atrocious, like a church orchestra that’s being disembowelled and expressing the feelings of said disembowelling via their instruments as they slowly bleed out.
I guess what I’m trying to say is that “overwrought” doesn’t even begin to cover it, and I’m pretty sure the guy in charge of the organ dropped dead at some point and nobody bothered to move his corpse from the keys he face-planted.
3] Gone Girl
$6,100,000 / $145,428,000
I have a friend who works at a cinema and she managed to snag me a Gone Girl poster from work today. I have good friends.
$6,017,000 / $43,472,000
The fact that this hasn’t sunk like a stone since its release genuinely confuses the hell out of me. Like, nobody liked this one, critics and audiences, so who’s still going to this?
5] St. Vincent
$5,707,000 / $27,356,000
Chris O’Dowd’s slow breakthrough into America is one of the more bewildering things that I have come across recently. I mean this in a good way, for once, though. I like Chris O’Dowd, I think he’s a funny actor – although Moone Boy did quite literally nothing for me – but I thought he’d be an exclusively British thing. You know, like how Steve Coogan has never broken through into the US despite being STEVE F*CKING COOGAN?
$5,512,000 / $19,756,000
OUCH. I mean, I really should’ve seen this coming, Nightcrawler is not exactly the kind of film that will sit well with general audiences, but still. This really isn’t the fate that one of the year’s best films deserves. It might survive next week, as Dumb And Dumber To is the only wide release that will make money, but this still deserves way more love. If you’ve yet to see it, go now!
$5,500,000 / $69,268,000
This was pretty darn great. Took a while to warm up and ultimately didn’t do much that many other war dramas haven’t already done better, but its cast is great, its individual scenes are really good, and the whole is the sum of its pretty good parts. Glad to see that Sabotage appeared to be a fluke for David Ayer after all!
8] John Wick
$4,075,000 / $34,745,000
Wha…? Huh…? Wh…? IT’S JOHN WICK, YOU GUYS!! I don’t even know you people anymore.
9] Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
$3,495,000 / $59,208,000
Yes, I did end up seeing this. No, it wasn’t awful. I mean, it’s not that good, but it is pacey, incredibly earnest, and has committed performances from a game cast. It’s that earnestness that keeps it from being an intolerable slog, because the film is that happy and sincere that it overwhelms any cynical boundaries. It’s not a good film, we can’t forget that, but it’s not an awful one so I’m willing to chalk this up as the most minor win possible.
10] The Book Of Life
$2,800,000 / $45,215,000
This has yet to cross $80 million worldwide. Why do you people hate nice things?
Dropped Out: The Judge, Dracula Untold