Nothing came out, nothing really happened, and Other Potential Excuses to Not Do This Self-Indulgent Writing Exercise.
Moody Winter jams.
On its own, Moana is a damn great time. As the latest in Walt Disney Animation Studios’ absurd hot streak, it’s more than a little disappointing.
Allied is a really good, if not quite great, throwback to old-school epic personal Hollywood melodramas.
Moana knows how far it’ll go, Allied is betrayed, Bad Santa 2 lets its predecessor down, lets its family down, but, most importantly, it lets itself down, Lion makes its way back home, and Other Box Office News.
Corrupt cops, pop stars, and punk icons.
Fantastic Beasts and Mediocre Box Office Takings, on The Edge of Seventh, Bleed for This spills its claret all over the chart, Nocturnal Animals will chew you up, and Other Box Office News.
Arrival is here to take your money, it’s not Almost Christmas, Shut In gets shut out, Billy Lynn’s Long Halftime Walk to the bank, and Other Box Office News.
Although not without its charms, Trolls is by far DreamWorks Animation’s worst film in at least half a decade.
Doctor Strange resuscitates the Box Office, Trolls can’t stop the feeling, Hacksaw Ridge is showered in dismembered bits of cash, Loving in the Moonlight, and Other Box Office News.