Cars 3
Cars 3 is just ok, except for when it’s not.
Despicable Me 3
Despicable Me 3 is a tired, stale, scattershot mess of a film that I’d be more forgiving of if, like the other entries in this series, it were actually funny.
Lady Macbeth
Lady Macbeth is trash, and I don’t mean that as an insult.
Baby Driver
Baby Driver is the car chase musical you sort of always knew you wanted.
After the Storm
After the Storm is a sweet and melancholic film about one of the most pathetic deadbeats put to film in recent years.
Your Summer Movie Guide 2017, Part 2
The only heavily-opinionated Summer movie guide you’ll need, part deux!
Your Summer Movie Guide 2017, Part 1
The first half of the only heavily-opinionated Summer movie guide you’ll need!
The Premature Party
“And out of the elephant’s trunk… confetti.”
Uncharted 4 and AAA Game Structure
Do AAA games need more trust in their audience, or have my tastes changed to something games can’t truly satisfy?
A Dog’s Purpose
Blatantly manipulative, wildly inconsistent, and lacking much in the way of any point, A Dog’s Purpose is a bad pup.
